Miranda Lambert - Gravity Is A Bitch lyrics
[Miranda Lambert - Gravity Is A Bitch lyrics]
You spend your twenties feeling that
You're walking on the
Ceiling and you party like
You're eight feet tall
You say working's for the birds, chasing
Dreams and miniskirts, from here
Everything seems small
Then thirties come around and you
Finally feel the ground
Look around and maybe start
Planning for what the
Future holds and though you're far from old
You moisturize and spend less time tanning
You're hanging over but you're hanging in
You're starting to look like
All of your friends
Conversations turning from rock and
Roll to kids and
Politics and how much money you owe
Got bags under your eyes, bigger
Hips and bigger thighs
You got places that you can't even itch
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it
But you're never gonna beat it
'cause gravity's a bitch
Forty's kinda boring and you
Spend your time ignoring
The things you don't see so clear
Your reflection in the glass is gonna
Knock you on your ass
You wonder how the hell'd it get down here
You're happy in your fifties though
Things are kind of shifty
At sixty you'll find peace of mind
Go to bed at eight o'clock, and comb
Your hair if you've still got it
'cause you're almost at the finish line
You're hanging over but you're hanging in
You're starting to look like
All of your friends
Conversations turning from rock and
Roll to kids and
Politics and how much money you owe
Got bags under your eyes, bigger
Hips and bigger thighs
You got places that you can't even itch
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it
But you're never gonna beat it
'cause gravity's a bitch
Yeah, gravity's a bitch, I'm
Here to tell you, gravity is a bitch
You're walking on the
Ceiling and you party like
You're eight feet tall
You say working's for the birds, chasing
Dreams and miniskirts, from here
Everything seems small
Then thirties come around and you
Finally feel the ground
Look around and maybe start
Planning for what the
Future holds and though you're far from old
You moisturize and spend less time tanning
You're hanging over but you're hanging in
You're starting to look like
All of your friends
Conversations turning from rock and
Roll to kids and
Politics and how much money you owe
Got bags under your eyes, bigger
Hips and bigger thighs
You got places that you can't even itch
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it
But you're never gonna beat it
'cause gravity's a bitch
Forty's kinda boring and you
Spend your time ignoring
The things you don't see so clear
Your reflection in the glass is gonna
Knock you on your ass
You wonder how the hell'd it get down here
You're happy in your fifties though
Things are kind of shifty
At sixty you'll find peace of mind
Go to bed at eight o'clock, and comb
Your hair if you've still got it
'cause you're almost at the finish line
You're hanging over but you're hanging in
You're starting to look like
All of your friends
Conversations turning from rock and
Roll to kids and
Politics and how much money you owe
Got bags under your eyes, bigger
Hips and bigger thighs
You got places that you can't even itch
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it
But you're never gonna beat it
'cause gravity's a bitch
Yeah, gravity's a bitch, I'm
Here to tell you, gravity is a bitch