Miranda Lambert - Two Rings Shy lyrics

I ain't gonna get dressed up
Just to be your clown
Ain't gonna paint this pretty face
Like you paint the town
I ain't wastin' good mascara
Just to watch it runnin' down
I ain't gonna get dressed up
Just to be your clown

I could spend an hour on
My makeup and my hair
Shoes too tall, dress too small
And lacy underwear
Go down to the bar, buy myself a drink
Dangle there all perfect like a
Puppet on a string

I ain't gonna get dressed up
Just to be your clown
Ain't gonna paint this pretty face
Like you paint the town


I ain't wastin' good mascara
Just to watch it runnin' down
I ain't gonna get dressed up
Just to be your clown

You got girls that sing and dance
I hear one's an acrobat
You got 'em swinging from the chandelier
Well honey I don't swing like that
The main attraction's leaving
Let the side show pay the rent
Take this diamond back and you'll be two
Rings shy of the big top tent

I ain't gonna get dressed up
Just to be your clown
Ain't gonna paint this pretty face
Like you paint the town
I ain't wastin' good mascara
Just to watch it runnin' down
I ain't gonna get dressed up
Just to be your clown

I ain't gonna get dressed up
Just to be your clown
Tiptoe 'cross the tight-rope
Till you turn me upside down
Cut the cable, pull the net
Just to let me hit the ground
I ain't gonna get dressed up
Just to be your clown