Misbehavin’ Maidens - Cathouse Tragedy lyrics

Come on in, right on in
To our temple of sin! Sensual and sublime
With multiple versions of every perversion
And women of every kind
If you're a fellow who likes a Bordello
With something off for a change
For 2 dollars more you can have a dead whore
We specialize in the strange
If you get lucky this evening
And one takes you out for a whirl!
Might I suggest you look under the dress?
Cause we can't tell the boys
From thе girls here!

Tragedy! At thе cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like
To call our cathouse tragedy!
What a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy

There's an Asian Albino
And as far as I know
She has a prosthetic eye
And if you approve it
She'll gladly remove it
If you tire of her thighs
Don't be alarmed by the girl with no arms
She's actually quite a treat
And if you wanna she'll peel your banana
She's bloody good with her feet!
If you get lucky this evening!
And one takes you out for a spin!
I'd be suggesting a lamby intestine
You don't know where these
Girls have been! Oh!

Tragedy! At thе cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like
To call our cathouse tragedy!
What a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy

Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like
To call our cathouse tragedy!
What a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy

Come on in to the cathouse! We
Have pussies of every kind!
We have black, white and yellow
And red ones!
And only one or two are feline!
I'm your benevolent madam
And I'm here to make sure they behave!
Sure they smell like cheese
And they're full of disease
But just think of the money you'll save!

Tragedy! At thе cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like
To call our cathouse tragedy!
What a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
At Cathouse Tragedy

Tragedy! At the cathouse tonight!
Come and see why we like
To call our cathouse tragedy!
What a curious sight!
Our female selection is not quite perfection
It's like biting into a bitter confection!
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