Modern Baseball - Two Good Things lyrics

Trying hard not to look like
I'm trying that hard
Failing miserably at everything
Including that making plans in my head right
Before I go to sleep
Trying to think of who could make
A better me than me
(Maybe I'll shoot him an email
Maybe he'll give it a go)
Then, I'll be free to
Just evaporate, disperse, or implode
Picking at holes in my jeans there's so
Much God in my gene pool
Not feeling lonely, I just like being alone

Ba ba ba, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Ba ba ba, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Ba ba ba, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom
Ba ba ba, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, bom

I've called "A" through "F" already
But no one knows why one girl, one band
Two paychecks are more than I can handle
Mathematically, that can't be more than
One end of a candle
Bottom of the ninth, can't find my socks

Lord knows
I'm stuck between two good things
But I just wanna get out mom knows
I should have been home an hour ago
But I'm still outside
Not doing anything wrong
Just walking in circles
Replaying high school songs in my head
Because it's better than lying awake