Momus - Coco the Clown lyrics

Coco the clown is sitting me down
To explain the facts of life
God had no plan for why things began
But, if things are nice, do the things twice
That's his advice

I never did have any time for therapy at all
My Wilhelm Reich orgasmatron abandoned
In the hall all that cock and ball
Rotting through the wall

Greying at the temples now
With clay around my feet
Stiff upper lip and all that shit
The British like to tweet
I lack what I lack, but I am what I am
So cut me some slack i'll cut you some back

It seems I made a fair old
Fist of bungling in the mist
But, I did discover other
People actually exist
I'm not a solipsist, they actually exist
All bungling in the mist

Coco the clown is sitting me down
To explain the facts of life
There is no God, apparently
But, if things are nice, do the things twice
That's his advice such good advice