Momus - Coming On An Intern's Dress lyrics
[Momus - Coming On An Intern's Dress lyrics]
Of coming on an intern's dress
Do I wish to document each sexual conquest
Or to lead the press on the
Trail of my sticky mess
Or just to splatter creamy stars
And stripes across her chest
Or is this a hot demonstration
Of my big erection
Some show of presidential spunk
Or maybe Nature's call to commander in chief
To spread the royal seed across the nation
Is this really incredibly universally
Significant newsworthy sex or masturbation?
That could be it but either way
Just give me some fabric to come on
To show you're the favourite in my harem