Momus - Dracula lyrics

Dracula you are my lovely murderer
Wherever you go I will follow you

Do not follow me, Kyoka
If you know what's good for you

Dracula I want to feel your spooky
Crooked yellow teeth biting into me

My spooky crooked yellow teeth
Are blunted now, Kyoka
They will not set you free

Dracula, I'm lying naked on
Your altar, please, stab your dagger into me

If I do, Kyoka
Then villagers with torches will hound
Me out of town

Dracula, I am the kind of girl who
Does not take rejection lying down

Dracula, I have a cousin in Kyoto
Older and much skinnier than me
Maybe she's your type, and if you'd
Like to bite her neck
I'll write a letter and see if she'd agree

That's very kind, Kyoka
But the time for biting necks
Is over now for me i'd rather lie here in my
Coffin, drinking coffee, doing nothing
Or watching TV

But Dracula what happens to ambitious girls
As frail and pale as flowers
Who dream of nothing more than
Offering naked necks to vampires
And being sucked for hours?

Other vampires walk the earth, Kyoka
Not through Transylvania
Not where you expect

(Dracula the vampire, pah pah pah)