Momus - Eleven Executioners lyrics
[Momus - Eleven Executioners lyrics]
Eleven gentlemen's cloaks
Hanging up by the black swimming pool
Eleven gentlemen dancing
Each in a style of his own
One is discreetly conversing
On a cordless telephone
And the first he kills only the wicked
And the second kills only the good
And the third he kills people
More handsome than him
And the fourth kills the misunderstood
And the fifth kills the
Women who've loved him
And the sixth kills the couldn't-care less
The seventh kills people who
Fill questionnaires in
The eighth kills the deeply depressed
And the ninth kills the twentieth century
And the tenth wait's to kill you and me
The eleventh kills only our fear of the tenth
The best executioner he
At some ungodly hour in the morning
The predictable quarrels begin
The first gentleman without warning
Slugs the second one square on the chin
And the third says the fourth is too ugly
And the fifth warns the sixth not to start
And the seventh stops dead
In his telephone call
A stiletto has punctured his heart
And the eighth is sick in the cistern
And the floodwaters fuse all the lights
And the ninth drops his copy of
'Jane's Defence Systems' on the floor
In an act of sheer spite
And the tenth drums his fingers
And swings his feet
Because somebody's stolen his scythe
Till an expert in brinksmanship
Brings him complete
A medium range nuclear device
And now chairs will be placed
On the dance floor
And now lights will be trained on the bar
And a puppet will sing a morality
While an idiot plays a guitar
While the gentlemen sit with erections
You perform in a transparent skirt
A climax without satisfaction
And a murder in which you're not hurt
And me, I sit where the gentlemen sit
And we love you yes we love you
I assure you we do
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