Momus - Facial Recognition lyrics

Well I holiday in far Cathay for a
Wee bit o' diddle I doh some gribbling here
Some grobbling there cannae hurt if
The state don't know
Ah scritch ma bossocks oot on the street
And I thump in a tuckerbag
Woggle ma grussets and I gander chit's
And sploon in a fumblerag
But facial recognition has today
Got sae advanced
That they speak ma name and they ken
Ma game in the legislative branch

Well damn yer social credit scheme
And damn yer cameras too
Now I cannae micklemuckle nor joggle ma
Crane or the government may know
And if the government knows I scrope ma
Moes ma credit score is screwed
And I won't be suffered to take nae
Trains nor eat nae Chinese food
I'll be banned frae the banks
The interwebs and the dating agencies
And Ah'll huf te bide alane in
Ma room a-grolloping ma screes

Well I holiday in far Cathay but
Next year I'm off tae Spain
If you scrutch your muckles or yer goolies
There the affair is yours alane
You can swing your bossocks
Oot on the street
Gie your bunt a grobberling
But, I hear they're slinging up cameras
Soon to catch up with Beijing
Ah facial recognition is sae widely installed
That you cannae woggle grussets anywhere
Noo across this foggy world

I'd scritch ma bossocks oot on the
Street and thump in a tuckerbag
Woggle ma grussets
Gander chit's and sploon in a fumblerag
But facial recognition is sae widely unfurled
That ye cannae do anything noo
Anywhere in the world