Momus - Heliogabalus lyrics
[Momus - Heliogabalus lyrics]
The deaths he caused were accidents
He committed no murder oh, yes
Some died of fright when they
Woke up in the night
To find a leopard in the room where
They'd been lain after the feast
They should have known, those silly fools
The beast was tame
Heliogabalus wasn't to blame
For the deaths I'm illustrating in this quilt
Heliogabalus cannot share any guilt
Cannot share any guilt
Some lived to suffocate under
The suffocating weight
Of a thousand fresh-cut blooms
He sent cascading from the
Ceiling of his room
Upon a crowd of his admirers
How was he to know some sybarites
Would drown beneath the flowers?
If a parasite can't swim should we blame him?
He was blond, he had blue eyes
He was completely without guilt
As I intend to demonstrate
In my Heliogabalus quilt
They condemn his four year reign
His naked chariot team
The deadly snakes released in the forum
At the climax of the games
His nights of gay debauchery
Rushing through the slums
Disguised as tavern potboys, perfume sellers
Barbers such exaggeration, such slanders!
If you'd been emperor of Rome at
The age of just 15
Wouldn't you have done the same?
So why then does his name
Retain the mantle of the evil
Always claimed by joyless vultures
To explain the strange allure
Of other cultures?
Heliogabalus wasn't to blame
He was beautiful and sexy
And completely without guilt
As I intend to demonstrate right
Here in this quilt
Condemn me freely if you wish
But when my quilt is finished
I intend to sleep as soundly and as well
As Heliogabalus in hell
He committed no murder oh, yes
Some died of fright when they
Woke up in the night
To find a leopard in the room where
They'd been lain after the feast
They should have known, those silly fools
The beast was tame
Heliogabalus wasn't to blame
For the deaths I'm illustrating in this quilt
Heliogabalus cannot share any guilt
Cannot share any guilt
Some lived to suffocate under
The suffocating weight
Of a thousand fresh-cut blooms
He sent cascading from the
Ceiling of his room
Upon a crowd of his admirers
How was he to know some sybarites
Would drown beneath the flowers?
If a parasite can't swim should we blame him?
He was blond, he had blue eyes
He was completely without guilt
As I intend to demonstrate
In my Heliogabalus quilt
They condemn his four year reign
His naked chariot team
The deadly snakes released in the forum
At the climax of the games
His nights of gay debauchery
Rushing through the slums
Disguised as tavern potboys, perfume sellers
Barbers such exaggeration, such slanders!
If you'd been emperor of Rome at
The age of just 15
Wouldn't you have done the same?
So why then does his name
Retain the mantle of the evil
Always claimed by joyless vultures
To explain the strange allure
Of other cultures?
Heliogabalus wasn't to blame
He was beautiful and sexy
And completely without guilt
As I intend to demonstrate right
Here in this quilt
Condemn me freely if you wish
But when my quilt is finished
I intend to sleep as soundly and as well
As Heliogabalus in hell