Momus - Last Of The Window-Cleaners lyrics
[Momus - Last Of The Window-Cleaners lyrics]
I was the last of the window-cleaners
I was sacrificed as such
When they singled out the ring leaders
They said I'd seen too much
But, I only saw what the butler did
The chambermaid also
I only saw how the other half lived
I just washed their windows
Maybe up my ladder I got
Ideas above my station
Seldom if ever had a working
Man had a higher education
I learned to value clarity
And that knowledge is a two-way thing
That when windows attain transparency
Working men get a good look in
But times are bad for window-cleaners
Worse than the 1930s
If it's not cowboys and amateurs
Who don't know where the dirt is
It's our most powerful customers
Who'll wipe us out eventually
They've lost the taste for clarity
In the late 20th century
They took away our permit's
And imposed a window tax
People became like hermit's
Sitting in their pitch black flats
And though we remained intransigent
And our pride in the work lived on
There was a series of mysterious accidents
And we died off one by one
I was the last of the window-cleaners
After the union was smashed
They found the corpses of
The other ring leaders
Their fingers had been crushed
I received anonymous letters
Threatening attack
They struck at the Limehouse dock
Up drew a horse-drawn hackney cab
It was well past twelve o'clock
Out came a man with a lantern
Saying he'd come to light me to bed
Saying something to do with a chopper
And something to do with my head
But, I wasn't listening carefully
There were other things on my mind
The failure of the union
The future of mankind
He spread his frock coat flat on the quay
And began positioning me there
Laid me back almost tenderly and
Flourished a butcher's cleaver
I shouted past him into the dark
'We're prepared to make concessions'
But the blade he twisted in my heart
Ended my profession
But times are bad for window-cleaners
Worse than the 1930s
If it's not cowboys and amateurs
Who don't know where the dirt is
It's our most powerful customers
Who'll wipe us out eventually
They've lost the taste for clarity
In the late 20th century
I was sacrificed as such
When they singled out the ring leaders
They said I'd seen too much
But, I only saw what the butler did
The chambermaid also
I only saw how the other half lived
I just washed their windows
Maybe up my ladder I got
Ideas above my station
Seldom if ever had a working
Man had a higher education
I learned to value clarity
And that knowledge is a two-way thing
That when windows attain transparency
Working men get a good look in
But times are bad for window-cleaners
Worse than the 1930s
If it's not cowboys and amateurs
Who don't know where the dirt is
It's our most powerful customers
Who'll wipe us out eventually
They've lost the taste for clarity
In the late 20th century
They took away our permit's
And imposed a window tax
People became like hermit's
Sitting in their pitch black flats
And though we remained intransigent
And our pride in the work lived on
There was a series of mysterious accidents
And we died off one by one
I was the last of the window-cleaners
After the union was smashed
They found the corpses of
The other ring leaders
Their fingers had been crushed
I received anonymous letters
Threatening attack
They struck at the Limehouse dock
Up drew a horse-drawn hackney cab
It was well past twelve o'clock
Out came a man with a lantern
Saying he'd come to light me to bed
Saying something to do with a chopper
And something to do with my head
But, I wasn't listening carefully
There were other things on my mind
The failure of the union
The future of mankind
He spread his frock coat flat on the quay
And began positioning me there
Laid me back almost tenderly and
Flourished a butcher's cleaver
I shouted past him into the dark
'We're prepared to make concessions'
But the blade he twisted in my heart
Ended my profession
But times are bad for window-cleaners
Worse than the 1930s
If it's not cowboys and amateurs
Who don't know where the dirt is
It's our most powerful customers
Who'll wipe us out eventually
They've lost the taste for clarity
In the late 20th century