Momus - Love Wakes The Devil lyrics

Love makes you dribble
And love makes for trouble
And love makes you feeble
And love makes you evil
And love wakes the devil
And love makes you trivial
Then love makes you quibble
And love makes you squabble
And that's just the good side of love

Love is a bitch and love makes me itch
And if I were rich i'd no longer be rich
When that beautiful bitch
Showed up on my patch stealing my semen
And taking my cash
And that's just the good side of love

Love wakes the devil and love has no rival
For cutting survival when you're suicidal
And love is reliably unreliable
Hopelessly horrible tauntingly terrible
And that's just the good side of love

Love is a toothache and love is a pain
I'd be happy if I never saw love again
I'd be happy to exorcise love from my life

Cos love makes me do such irrational things
And love makes a fool out of a king
And love is a toothache and love is a pain
I'd be happy if I never saw love again
Let me show you the backside of love

Why must the spring ruin everything
Injecting it's sting under my skin
Making my head spin making me turn
Making me flirt with every bit of skirt
Yeah I'll show you the backside of love
Show you crimes passionel
That play merry hell with unholy yells
In the middle of the night
Like the sound of cats rutting
The sound of bats battling
They're all sent from hell
Yeah to get my nerves rattling
I'll show you the backside of love

Love is a toothache and love is a pain
I'd be happy if I never saw love again
I'd be happy to exorcise love from my life