Momus - Miss X, An Ex-Lover lyrics
[Momus - Miss X, An Ex-Lover lyrics]
As time goes by it gets harder
To remember why we split
As I recall the reasons were
All small and stupid:
Miss X was doing horse
Miss X wore shiny platform trainers
Miss X more or less moved into my house
When I was working on getting famous
Miss X gave me chlamydia then
When I'd been told by the doctor
Not to have sex for three weeks
Put pressure on me to fuck her
Miss X, lying beside me when Diana died
Couldn't give a shit
Miss X started calling me 'cold fish'
'plank' and 'Mr Limp Dick'
Sex with Japanese please, d me more
I found them less voracious
Miss X meanwhile was fucking her
Way to the top, working on getting famous
The great love of Miss X's
Life came back to town
She started to stalk him
There were other reasons I left Miss X
But I've forgotten
Miss X is now just an ex-lover
As time goes by it gets harder
To remember why we split
As I recall the reasons were
All small and stupid
I miss her