Momus - New Flame, Same Old Story lyrics

I went with my new flame to the city zoo
To watch the animals shit and screw

I said 'Look at the turtles
Fucking like rabbit's' she called me a perve
So I squeezed her tit

She slapped my face and said 'Take me home!'
When I dropped her off
She said 'Please don't phone!'

She said not to call so I typed her a letter
I can't speak for her
But it made me feel better

Hippos shit on hippos they respect
So when I shit on you take it like a hippo

Apes pick at apes they admire
So when I pick at you
Baby I'm full of desire

If you were a hippo or an ape
You'd be the perfect the perfect mate

Instead you're a person
A sore tit you're nursing
Cos you just can't relate