Momus - Nicky My Friend lyrics

I'd like to suck your cock
From it's bottom to it's top
Oh but please, don't get me wrong
Think of it as a reward
You might think I'm crazy but
I hope you don't

I'm just grateful for all of your songs
So full of witty quotations

How should I call this fever burning
In me while they play?
Intellectual titillation?

Nicky my friend
My English teacher once asked me
Where did I learn
The notions I put in my homework
In particular those kinky words
I don't think I replied
Though both you and I know
Where all that comes from
It's no mystery and no secret
I just get them from your songs
I'd like to suck your cock
I'd get rid of my skirt
And tweak my own nipples
While holding the microphone
Beggars the imagination truly
But, I guess that making this
Would soon turn me
Into the wittiest of the groupies