Momus - Not Intended For Children lyrics
[Momus - Not Intended For Children lyrics]
Ladies and gentlemen
This song is not intended for children
He's a bit risque not the least bit gay
(In the happy way) ping pong he plays
He wrote 'Space Jews' and 'The Cabriolet'
But he won't grope us the hippopotamomus
With advisories of explicit language
On every album the censors are kept at bay
Singing mo-mo-mo-mo-mo Momus isn't gay
He's a voyager somewhat sinister, sir
A conquistador with an analog synthesiser
Powdered wig hides a devil's haircut
When bubblegum and glam rock reigned
A young Momus dug the J5
And Jane Birkin's shapely legs
Singing mo-mo-mo-mo-mo Momus isn't gay
With a Mini Moog he can be lewd
Most of his songs
Are not intended for children
Where the Zeppelin flies at your command
Dr Robert Moog made the Moog he plays
And then it came a song from Bill from Maine
This song is not intended for children
He's a bit risque not the least bit gay
(In the happy way) ping pong he plays
He wrote 'Space Jews' and 'The Cabriolet'
But he won't grope us the hippopotamomus
With advisories of explicit language
On every album the censors are kept at bay
Singing mo-mo-mo-mo-mo Momus isn't gay
He's a voyager somewhat sinister, sir
A conquistador with an analog synthesiser
Powdered wig hides a devil's haircut
When bubblegum and glam rock reigned
A young Momus dug the J5
And Jane Birkin's shapely legs
Singing mo-mo-mo-mo-mo Momus isn't gay
With a Mini Moog he can be lewd
Most of his songs
Are not intended for children
Where the Zeppelin flies at your command
Dr Robert Moog made the Moog he plays
And then it came a song from Bill from Maine