Momus - Simple Men lyrics

The simple men live the simple
Life in big log cabins
They're best of friends with a simpleton
And a horse called Dobbins
Their yards resound with the simple
Sound of blackbirds and robins
And their wives make simple samplers
With thimbles and bobbins

We envy them, the simple men
The simple men we envy them
We envy the simple men

They're terribly superstitious
Fear the ghost and the gollum
They sit in a chair in the mountain
Air and breathe in the pollen
Their tweeds and plaids are homespun
Adorned with a sporran
They're always at war with the valley
Folk because they are foreign

We envy them, the simple men
The simple men we envy them
We envy the simple men

Funny how it seems the more that we evolve
The more the basic problems of
Our lives get solved
The more we yearn for harder
Simpler times back when
We envy them, the simple men

Their pigs have lice and their rats have
Mice and their dogs have rabies
They dig in the muck to make graves they
Mark with the names of their babies
They beat their wives
It serves them right it's in Deuteronomy
And for their simple daughters
They reserve clitorectomy

We envy them, the simple men
The simple men we envy them
We envy the simple men

Funny how the symbols of humanity
Turn out to be the images of brutality
Projecting soul on the soulless again
We envy them, the simple men