Momus - So What? lyrics

So what you've got a big cock

So what you've got a big cock
That don't mean you are a nice person
So what you've got a big cock
Good golly Miss Molly
So what you've got a big cock
Must be great for masturbation
So what you've got a big cock jeez Louise

So what you've got a big cock
That don't mean that you have feelings
That don't mean that life has meaning

Sometimes I get so lonely I
Could shrivel on the vine
And so I take the corkscrew
And I uncork the wine
The ashtray's overflowing
Did I take all those quaaludes?
And I'm spinning for the umpteenth
Time Mott the Hoople, all The Young Dudes
It's early Friday evening and there's
No-one I can call
And everyone seems happy but I'm
Not happy at all should I play a video game
Should I take a walk
Or should I unzip my fly?

So what you've got a big cock
That don't mean that you belong now
So what you've got a big cock
That don't mean that you are strong now

So what you've got a big cock
Scream it from rooftop you've got a big cock
But in this world of over-population
So what? Why don't you become a cop
Clock the situations vacant
That's not a real job, that's
Mastur- mastur- mastur- mastur-
Mastur- mastur- masturbation!