Momus - The Boring Friend lyrics

It's not as if you smell of poo
But everyone's avoiding you
Nothing's coming out of you
That's interesting at all

Oh, no, here you come
Keen to corner everyone
With boring stuff we honestly don't
Really need to hear

And you keep hanging round
Running me to ground
Find me something fresh or find
Some other fox to hound

Do something, anything to make my heart sing
Make me want to ever want
To see your face again

You say stupid things why are we listening
When you don't even really seem
To listen to yourself

So let's go different ways
You speak in cliches
When I've got nothing new to
Say my lips are sealed

Say something, anything
To make my heart sing
No motherfucker in this world
Wants a boring friend

So why not surprise yourself
Why not turn into someone else
Lose one ton of ugly fat
By cutting off your head

Be Austrian, Australian reptile Rastafarian
Be anything that interests me
Or just leave me alone

Do something, anything to make my heart sing
Make me want to ever want
To see your face again

Say something, say anything
To make my heart sing
No motherfucker in this world
Wants a boring friend

I'm not one for naming names
Everyone should up their game
No-one clever ever has to
Be the boring friend