Momus - The Hairstyle of the Devil lyrics

She was seeing two at exactly the same time
She never mentioned you when she
Was round at mine
But when you were round at hers
You always made a scene
Cos you only had ears for descriptions
Of the stranger she was seeing

And what she saw in me was only what attracts
The many girls I see
Behind their lovers' backs
But what she saw in you
I could never work it out
There was just one thing she found it
Turned you on to talk about

The inexplicable charisma of the rival
You said 'Describe for me the
Hairstyle of the devil
Is he passionate? (Don't answer)
Is he detached (Don't answer that)
Does he please, you in the sack
(Shut up, don't answer back)
Just tell him I'm dying to meet him'

She called me up, she said she's had enough
Of all the paranoia you mixed
Up with your love
We spent the night together
She woke me up at dawn
And called an all-night taxi
And when you came I was gone
You found my comb behind her chest of drawers
She said she'd slept alone but the
Bed was full of hairs
And when you matched them up
Beyond a shadow of a doubt
The hairs belonged to Beelzebub
And you began to puzzle out

The inexplicable charisma of the rival
You said 'Describe for me the
Hairstyle of the devil
Does he make you laugh? (Don't answer)
Does he earn a lot? (Don't answer that)
Does he dress you up in black?
(Shut up, don't answer back)
Just tell him I'm dying to meet him

The inexplicable charisma of the rival
With the luck and the hairstyle of the devil

And so you gaze at the people all about
In every stranger's face you try
To make me out
And when you meet me finally your
Horns will lock with mine
For the beast rules with rivalry
As the clock rules with time
Pleased to meet you
Hope you've guessed my name