Momus - The Teacher lyrics

What's the deal with screwing the teacher?
Did you feel feel you could reach her
And touch her there she has amazing hair

You pushed up against her
There in the corner caught her off balance
Then you were on her pulling off underwear
She had amazing hair

So it turned out that you were mistaken
It turned out the teacher was taken
Had someone her own size
With whom she sympa thized

You'd fantasised that she'd be a letcher
Letching her students during the lecture
But did I say before she is a total bore

What a shame you had to report her
A shame for her husband
A shame for her daughter
Oh, but I do declare she has amazing hair

Although they defend her
They cannot excuse her
For the data on her computer
She met your accusing stare
You put the data there

You stuck it to her you really screwed her
With the data on her computer
The state has her now in care
But she has amazing hair