Momus - Trust Me, I'm A Doctor lyrics

Trust me, I'm a doctor
A specialist in the ailments of the actress

Trust me, I'm a doctor
And you suffer from a rare form
Of attractiveness

And trust me if I seem to touch you
During the course of the cure in a sexual way
You see I long since lost all interest
In feelings of pleasure and pain
I don't ever expect to
Feel those feelings again but, you still may

Trust me, I'm a doctor
Disregard my appearance on the blacklist

Trust me when your boyfriends
Jealously accuse me of malpractice

And trust me if I seem to touch you
During the course of the cure in a sexual way
You see I long since lost all interest
In feelings of pleasure and pain
I don't ever expect to
Feel those feelings again but, you still may

I am old, there is no hope left for me
But, I know that there may be hope for you
I am old but I know that
You could pull me through
If we operate, if we operate immediately

Touch me, I'm a doctor
My pulse is fast, my arms are very thin
Kiss me, hold me
Help me break this frozen sea within

And touch me if I seem to touch you
During the course of the cure in a sexual way
You see I long since lost all interest
In feelings of pleasure and pain
I don't ever expect to
Feel those feelings again

But, I just still may