Momus - Tryster lyrics

Help me mister, I done your sister
On the blister is where I kissed her
(Help him mister, he did your sister
On the blister is where he kissed her)

I've got my list, I've got my
Lust, I've got my tryst, i've got her trust
(He's got the list, he's got the
Lust, he's got the tryst
He's got her trust)

Well I'm a lover, my wife's
The mother, of the daughter, and the other
(Well he's a lover, his wife's
The mother, of the daughter, and the other)

It's trick and treat, it's veg and
Meat, it's cake and eat, meet and greet

So help me mister, I done your sister
On the blister is where I kissed her
(So help him mister, he did your sister
On the blister is where he kissed her)
It's double bluff, my life is rough
To live for love isn't enough
(It's double bluff, his life is rough
To live for love wasn't enough)

So I'm living the life, and I'm loving
The life, but I'm wielding the knife
And I'm losing the wife
(So he's living the life, and he's loving
The life, but he's wielding the knife
And he's losing the wife)

You've got to kill a bit, if you want to
Live a bit, you've got to take a bit
You've got to be a shit
(He's got to kill a bit, he wants to live
A bit, he's got to take a bit
He doesn't give a shit)

And I've lost the list, I've lost
My lust, I've lost my tryst
And I've lost your trust
It's trick and treat, it's veg and
Meat, it's cake and eat, meet and greet

I could'nae give a shit, I'm just a wee shit
Life was magnificent I went and wasted it
It's trick and treat, it's veg and
Meat, it's cake and eat, meet and greet

(Help him mister, he done your sister
On the blister is where he kissed her)

I'm living the life, I'm loving the
Life, but I'm wielding the knife
And I'm losing the wife
(He's living the life, and he's loving the
Life, but he's wielding the knife
And he's losing the wife)