Momus - Ultra-Loyal Sheepdog lyrics
[Momus - Ultra-Loyal Sheepdog lyrics]
Come on, bear, let's go for a walk
Let's chase people, let's not stop
Let's bite people, watch them drop
As your foe, I will blur
As I lunge for the jugular
But on your side I go the whole hog
I'm your ultra-loyal sheepdog
Don't be a bore with feet of clay
Don't sit staring at a screen all day
As a bear you must bite
Be my friend I'll see you right
Come on, bear, I need to pee
Let's be rude to the people we see
Let's put a great big strawberry shit
On the bench where people sit
Let's chow down on a big white whale
I'll have the heart, you have the tail
Friends forever, we can't fail
I'm your sheepdog ultra-loyal
Don't be a bear with feet of clay
Don't sit staring at a screen all day
Bore me stiff and I will bite
Be my friend I'll see you right
I'm your ultra-loyal sheepdog
If you need anything give me a nod
Bring me a whale in a plastic bag
I'll chase people till you come back
As your foe I'll bite and bite
But be my friend I'll see you right
Say you'll defend me, always be manly
Dry your tears and don't be silly
Don't be a bore with feet of clay
Don't sit staring at a screen all day
Don't let people badger you
Stand up for the things I do
I'm your ultra-loyal sheepdog
Yours to love an awful lot
But don't doublecross me, because you see
Your head is meat to me