MonaLisa Twins - I Bought Myself A Politician lyrics
[MonaLisa Twins - I Bought Myself A Politician lyrics]
I bought myself a politician
'Cause, I have never said I'd play it fair
They're currently on sale
Just picked them up from Yale
They're even cheaper if you take a pair
And on a whim I also bought the opposition
It's better to be safe, you never know
And then for even less
I also bought the press
To wrap it up and I was good to go
Who would have thought that no
One dared to stop me
On my joyride? (Oh, what a joyride)
Who would have thought that I
Could bring the whole world to it's knees?
And now the time has come to
Buy my way into the limelight
(Just got the time right)
As universal scientist and
Generous philanthropist
My shopping list confirms my expertise
I bought myself a politician
'Cause, I have never said I'll play it fair
If they are not on sale
I pick them up from jail
It doesn't hurt to have a few to spare
Who would have thought that no
One dared to stop me
On my joyride? (Oh, what a joyride)
Who would have thought that I
Could bring the whole world to it's knees?
And now the time has come to
Buy my way into the limelight
(So I can shine bright)
As universal scientist and
Generous philanthropist
My shopping list confirms my expertise
If you look closely you can
See I'm on a mission
There's something that I really wanna do
I’m promising you health
I'll save you from yourself
That's how I'm gonna try
(that's how I'm gonna try)
To get you to comply (to get you to comply)
Might even have to lie so that you
Will let me buy you too
'Cause, I have never said I'd play it fair
They're currently on sale
Just picked them up from Yale
They're even cheaper if you take a pair
And on a whim I also bought the opposition
It's better to be safe, you never know
And then for even less
I also bought the press
To wrap it up and I was good to go
Who would have thought that no
One dared to stop me
On my joyride? (Oh, what a joyride)
Who would have thought that I
Could bring the whole world to it's knees?
And now the time has come to
Buy my way into the limelight
(Just got the time right)
As universal scientist and
Generous philanthropist
My shopping list confirms my expertise
I bought myself a politician
'Cause, I have never said I'll play it fair
If they are not on sale
I pick them up from jail
It doesn't hurt to have a few to spare
Who would have thought that no
One dared to stop me
On my joyride? (Oh, what a joyride)
Who would have thought that I
Could bring the whole world to it's knees?
And now the time has come to
Buy my way into the limelight
(So I can shine bright)
As universal scientist and
Generous philanthropist
My shopping list confirms my expertise
If you look closely you can
See I'm on a mission
There's something that I really wanna do
I’m promising you health
I'll save you from yourself
That's how I'm gonna try
(that's how I'm gonna try)
To get you to comply (to get you to comply)
Might even have to lie so that you
Will let me buy you too