Mort Garson, Suzi Jane Hokom - Thing-a-Ling (Scared Crow) lyrics
[Mort Garson, Suzi Jane Hokom - Thing-a-Ling Scared Crow lyrics]
From smiling at each other so much
Suddenly
She came upon a blinding, yellow-green light
And she stopped
Remembering the warning of the
Goodie and tasty witch:
"Never travel the Yellow-Green Road"
Then a voice said:
Help me, please! I can't move!
Who are you?
Why are you carrying all those things?
I'm the Scared Crow
I'm afraid that if I don't have
People won't think I am in fact
I may even have a list of
My possessions tattooed on my forehead
Thing-a-Ling thing-a-Ling
Hear that old cash register ring
Thing-a-Ling thing-a-Ling
See them nice goodies that I bring
The son drives a Jag the wife drives a Linc
I drive a cad
And my 14-year-old daughter drives a mink
I have substituted think for thing
Thing-a-Ling thing-a-Ling
Hear that old cash register ring
Thing-a-Ling thing-a-Ling