Mort Garson - Upset Strip lyrics
[Mort Garson - Upset Strip lyrics]
I tried to show her the way
I had those wonderful pamphlets, personally
Written by our leader, Robert Squelch
But she didn't understand!
She called me a wicked old witch!
"From Lemon county"
(Free press
Get your free press hey get your free press!
Get your sound from underground free press)
Get the word, get the straight word general
Westmoreland trades in his dog tags
For love beads
I'm a goodie and tasty witch
I told Dorothy Upset
Strip wasn't the place where it was at
There was so many sirens and police whistles
You couldn't hear the bongos
And guitars anymore!
She told me to find the Wozard of Iz
'Cause if I found out where the wiz was
I'd know where it was at
I told her to stay away
From the Yellow-Green Road