Mouse Powell - On the Hood lyrics

Yeah please baby let's fix this thing
Or at least go Dutch on some chicken wings
And when you leave
Don't you dare take the kitchen sink
Or that VHS copy of Pretty in Pink
That's mine i know I'm a weirdo
But yo
How the hell we ever go and get so petty
Made a one night stand to a three year betty
Got me looking at the rings and the settings
Jesus Christ, bring the hook in already

I put my love life on the hood
On my momma, I swear I'm good
But the way that you be acting out
Don't think we should, stay together
Shouldn't take forever
Tryna prove you love me
I put my love life on the hood
On my momma, I swear I'm good
But the way that you be acting out
Don't think we should, stay together
(Hey, ey yeaaah) shouldn't take forever
Tryna prove you love me

And you've been talking to your friends a lot
But you basically talk about Friends a lot
How the hell you can't see that
There's holes in the ending plot
Like, Rachel ends up with Ross
(For real though) joey was right there!
Here we go again trying to argue like I care
I swear you don't fight fair
It started with the TV show
And now we're right here
Arguing about God knows what
Then it moves to the awkward stuff
Your mom don't like me
Last week I read your diary on Friday
You got a new dude and he looks just like me
Great, now I got someone to hate
But wait, I still believe
And I ain't finna break this lease

I put my love life on the hood
On my momma, I swear I'm good
But the way that you be acting out
Don't think we should, stay together
Shouldn't take forever
Tryna prove you love me
I put my love life on the hood
On my momma, I swear I'm good
But the way that you be acting out
Don't think we should, stay together
(Hey, ey, hey yeaaah)
Shouldn't take forever
Tryna prove you love me

Pros and cons, or he mows the lawn
And he rarely ever texts with emoticons
Gets a half of a boner when the motor's on
And his bank account rarely gets overdrawn
He got a study and it smells like leather
(ooooooh that's nice)
He got a job where he ain't home ever
(And he's so polite) but fuck him, I've got
Two dogs and a used car
A Netflix code and a cool bar
That's right up the street
Why don't we meet, little senorita
And all around the world it's
The same old song
I've been a half a dozen times
But it still ain't long
Enough to drop this beef
Like a deadbeat cousin
Thought she was, but I guess she wasn't

I put my love life on the hood
On my momma, I swear I'm good
But the way that you be acting out
Don't think we should, stay together
(Hey, ey, hey yeaaah)
Shouldn't take forever
Tryna prove you love me
I put my love life on the hood
On my momma, I swear I'm good
But the way that you be acting out
Don't think we should, stay together
(Hey, ey, hey yeaaah)
Shouldn't take forever
Tryna prove you love me

And when you leave!
You can't take the blender
You sure as fuck ain't taking the can opener
And you sure as fuck ain't taking the dogs!
That's too personal