Mystikal - Pussy Crook lyrics

Callin all cars, callin all cars
Be on the look out for a pussy vandal over
A pussy bandit
Suspect is known in many states
For dickin yo woman over
He is dangerous, be on the look out

I knock the muthafuckin pussy off the hook
Huh, I take the face off the
Rapper fuckin with the punch master
The tight line sharp shooter
The handsome assassin cuss word expert
You don't know nothing bout this
Come on mamma and get cha
Something braid it up pimpin
I make a shy cryin bitch start swimming
Take it off Put cha legs up
See if I can touch the kitty
Fuck it fuck it suck it 200 dollars
Bitch that ain't nothing (hurry up and buy)
Show me what cha working wit
But, if ya pussy smellin shrimpy Ho
Get yo fuckin shirt and shit
Somebody better stop her
She runnin round this bitch ha
Pussy smellin like Red Lobster
That's the type of Bitch ya don't touch
Some hoes you can look at
But the rest don't Fuck!

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the pussy crook (give it up)

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the pussy crook (break ya self)

Somebody tell me the woman complaining
Talking bout I'm too sexual
But leave me alone with her
Betcha I could sex the ho
Fuck you like I ate my vegetables
Knock it down for an hour and a half
And still got dick left the door
The MAN RIGHT CHEA!
Fuck you on the floor and
Still shake the chandelier
I got it caught again somewhere
Stop that fuckin runnin and bring
That ass over here bitch touch yo toes
Touch that wall work that pole
What you doin after 2 AM? In the Horetel
Gotta give ya whatcha came for
Waste hittin wash it off then face
Hittin manojetwas I stay getting
If you can't work it then don't flirt
If you got them little bitty
Titties don't raise yo shirt
I sort em out and some ain't stayin
Take them fuckin thongs off Don't
Here wit no plan
I cut cha up when I'm climmin on ya
Throw it at cha like I'm a phenomenon

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the pussy crook (give it up)

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the pussy crook (break ya self)

What the fuck you mean yo period
Done you can't gimme no lovin?
Shit, it's time for Funky
Fire boo hole pluggin
She said "I never done that stuff"
I said " Well let me talk you through it
Get the KY jelly"
Put a hump in yo back baby quit movin
Yo leg get loose and relax lady
She was actin all timid
But the next thing you know she
Was humpin back wit me
I was all the way up in that ass
I was hard like a horse she
Still wanted to do it fast
2 hours and no part still talking
Bout "DON'T STOP OHHH LORD"

Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the pussy crook (give it up)
Dick don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the pussy crook (break ya self)

Callin all cars, callin all cars
Suspect last seen headed east on
I10 toward New Orleans over
Be advised he is armed with dick
And striking good looks over
The suspect is in a Big Truck
Excursion or Escalade or something
Shit he is in a big truck be on the look out
Leave all pussy inside

Gimmie this motherfuckin money
Yall motherfuckers ain't go never catch me
The only thing yall gone catch
Is this DICK! You motherfucker
This a motherfuckin nother KLC
SMASH! You motherfucker
Mystikal, Medicine Men, Big Truck, nigga over