Mystikal - Short Story lyrics
[Mystikal - Short Story lyrics]
Woke up this morning rocked up
Dick hard like wolverine claws got up
Yeah I think I got to piss then my dick said
"naw motherfucker you were dreaming
'bout a bitch! Remember that chick
With the hips who walk with that switch
She was talking that shit?"
Oh yeah man ya girl ha? Bitch fine
Matter of fact i'mma call her ass right now
Ch-Bling "Bitch what's happening!?
Yeah, yeah blah blah
Bitch what's happening!?
Ready to wear that pussy out at the house
Make me shout like a man
Bout to knock it out the box" she said
"yeah that's what your mouth say" i said
"let's take to living room
And see just what the couch say!"
She said "later on today?"
My dick said "fuck NAW HOE!
We already on our way!"
That bitch, that bitch, that bitch
She got me stiff
That ho that choke, that ho that choke
She got me hot in the snow
That broad, that broad, that broad
That broad she got me hard
That woman, that woman, that woman
That woman
She know how to make my dick touch stomach
Boom Boom to the southside
I said "bamp bamp bitch
Bamp bamp bitch I'm outside!
You gone get yours now open your mouth wide"
She said "pull that motherfucker out
And show me what you talking 'bout!"
Guess jeans flew off like a jet
Ain't clowning it was gone in seconds
I ain't lying nigga probably broke a record
'on ya mark get set'
You motherfucking well right and now
I was down that ho neck!
She made me hit that 'GOOD LAWD!'
Toes curling up
Dick jumping at her jaw like a frog boy!
This ho here a dog she getting rubbernecked
And bumping up against the wall
She hit that head like a champ
I popped that fucking cock out her mouth
And hit a left and broke a lamp!
Damn! it won't hold it ain't quitting
Time for the 5 'o clock whistle
Bout to blow! WOOOOOOOOOH!
That bitch, that bitch, that bitch
She got me stiff
That ho that choke, that ho that choke
She got me hot in the snow
That broad, that broad, that broad
That broad she got me hard
That woman, that woman, that woman
That woman
She know how to make my dick touch stomach
I don' fucked around
And started hearing noise i'm like
"hold on bitch
Where my motherfucking drawers!?" she said
"they right here on the floor
Fuck wrong with you nigga?" i said
"bitch you got somebody at the door!"
Ah-Booga Booga "aww hell"
She said "shit! that's my old man
Who just got out of jail!"
I said "For what?" she said
"domesticated violence!
He crazy get in the closet!"
I said "Bitch I know you lying!" boy!
I was just about to slug her
'til that nigga kicked the door
I hit that closet like a motherfucker
He grabbed that ho and said
"bitch what you doing? Where that nigga at?
I know your ass in here screwing!"
That ho toast i'm roast in here stewing
My heart double timing
And my chest twitching
And this is the worst thing
I've ever seen without doing
I woke up from that dream
Like "what the fuck am I doing!?"
That bitch, that bitch, that bitch
She got me stiff
That ho that choke, that ho that choke
She got me hot in the snow
That broad, that broad, that broad
That broad she got me hard
That woman, that woman, that woman
That woman
She know how to make my dick touch stomach
Dick hard like wolverine claws got up
Yeah I think I got to piss then my dick said
"naw motherfucker you were dreaming
'bout a bitch! Remember that chick
With the hips who walk with that switch
She was talking that shit?"
Oh yeah man ya girl ha? Bitch fine
Matter of fact i'mma call her ass right now
Ch-Bling "Bitch what's happening!?
Yeah, yeah blah blah
Bitch what's happening!?
Ready to wear that pussy out at the house
Make me shout like a man
Bout to knock it out the box" she said
"yeah that's what your mouth say" i said
"let's take to living room
And see just what the couch say!"
She said "later on today?"
My dick said "fuck NAW HOE!
We already on our way!"
That bitch, that bitch, that bitch
She got me stiff
That ho that choke, that ho that choke
She got me hot in the snow
That broad, that broad, that broad
That broad she got me hard
That woman, that woman, that woman
That woman
She know how to make my dick touch stomach
Boom Boom to the southside
I said "bamp bamp bitch
Bamp bamp bitch I'm outside!
You gone get yours now open your mouth wide"
She said "pull that motherfucker out
And show me what you talking 'bout!"
Guess jeans flew off like a jet
Ain't clowning it was gone in seconds
I ain't lying nigga probably broke a record
'on ya mark get set'
You motherfucking well right and now
I was down that ho neck!
She made me hit that 'GOOD LAWD!'
Toes curling up
Dick jumping at her jaw like a frog boy!
This ho here a dog she getting rubbernecked
And bumping up against the wall
She hit that head like a champ
I popped that fucking cock out her mouth
And hit a left and broke a lamp!
Damn! it won't hold it ain't quitting
Time for the 5 'o clock whistle
Bout to blow! WOOOOOOOOOH!
That bitch, that bitch, that bitch
She got me stiff
That ho that choke, that ho that choke
She got me hot in the snow
That broad, that broad, that broad
That broad she got me hard
That woman, that woman, that woman
That woman
She know how to make my dick touch stomach
I don' fucked around
And started hearing noise i'm like
"hold on bitch
Where my motherfucking drawers!?" she said
"they right here on the floor
Fuck wrong with you nigga?" i said
"bitch you got somebody at the door!"
Ah-Booga Booga "aww hell"
She said "shit! that's my old man
Who just got out of jail!"
I said "For what?" she said
"domesticated violence!
He crazy get in the closet!"
I said "Bitch I know you lying!" boy!
I was just about to slug her
'til that nigga kicked the door
I hit that closet like a motherfucker
He grabbed that ho and said
"bitch what you doing? Where that nigga at?
I know your ass in here screwing!"
That ho toast i'm roast in here stewing
My heart double timing
And my chest twitching
And this is the worst thing
I've ever seen without doing
I woke up from that dream
Like "what the fuck am I doing!?"
That bitch, that bitch, that bitch
She got me stiff
That ho that choke, that ho that choke
She got me hot in the snow
That broad, that broad, that broad
That broad she got me hard
That woman, that woman, that woman
That woman
She know how to make my dick touch stomach