Necro - Dead Body Disposal lyrics

What happened to him?
He got shot in the face
Lincoln i would have thought
That would be obvious!
What'd you do that for? You
Mistake him for a rabbit?
What'd you want me to do about it?
Sort it out i'm not a fucking witch doctor
But, you are a bad-boy yardie
And bad-boy yardies are supposed to know
How to get rid of bodies
I create the bodies, I don't erase the bodies

Let's talk about dead body disposal
My proposal
Take the corpse to the bathtub and drain
The blood out of the bastard
Strip yourself nude first
So you don't get blood on your new shirt
And cut the fuckin' corpse up
Like a butcher to meat, kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
Else it'll be reeking like a fag's ass
With flesh covered in leeches
And throw the bags away in various
Trash bins in different areas
This shit's hilarious
Nobody notices some asshole taking
Out the garbage
Who would know it's a carcass?
Even if they were focusing cause
The plastic bag is dark, kid
And even a nosy bitch wouldn't open it
It'd make no sense
And if you do it just before a trash pick-up
The body's hauled away before it
Decays and stinks up
It won't be noticed with literally
Tons of other shit and your bag is in the
Middle buried right under it
Especially if you double bagged it
Your victim will stay a faggot in fragments
Forever stagnant

Dead body disposal
For those that don't know what to
Do after your foes are killed
Shit could get messy when
The blood flow spills
You never know when you might
Need to know skills
And body disposal, it's no frills
Dead body disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?
(Proposal)

Bodies begin to stink within an hour of death
And if it's warm outside
Then it's quicker for
The sour stench to leak out the flesh
So think about the steps
You taking killing and be willing
To consider the best
Be extra careful and grab an
Aerosol can of pepper spray
To coat the pieces, the smell is unbearable
Hold the first layer of bag beautifully
That'll keep animals from tearing open the
Bag to get to the meat
Squirrels, dogs and birds
Officers with dogs
That smell won't find shit when
They thrown off the scent
You could hang a fuck upside down in your tub
And slit his throat from ear to ear
To remove a large amount of blood
Most of it'll gush on it's own at once
But to get that last couple of pints drained
Work his arms like pumps
For dismemberment, gentlemen, I recommend
Heavy duty bone saws that cut
Through gentle limbs like pendulums
But, if you want to take your time
Don't rush it
Either cut each piece off like Pizza
Hut pizza with a rusty cleaver
Then put each piece up in a freezer
Take out the trash in a couple of
Days the stench of decomposition's meager
And make sure there's no incriminating
Papers in the bag
Letters, receipts, anything with your name
They'll trace ya
I know it's obvious but you'd be
Amazed at how easy it is
To be sloppy with this, even the mafia slips

Dead body disposal
For those that don't know what to
Do after your foes are killed
Shit could get messy when
The blood flow spills
You never know when you might
Need to know skills
And body disposal, it's no frills

Let's talk about death, baby
Disintegration of flesh, you'll see
Let's talk about all the good
Things and the bad things
In hacking up your meat
Let's talk about death, baby
Disintegration of flesh, you'll see
Let's talk about all the good
Things and the bad things
In hacking up your meat
Let's talk about that!

You're always gonna have problems lifting a
Body in one piece apparently
The best thing to do is cut up a corpse
Into six pieces and pile it all together
And when you've got your six pieces
You gotta get rid of them, because it's
No good leaving it in the deep freeze
For your mum to discover, now, is it?

There's more choices to choose, kid
Bury the corpse in the ground
Bury it at sea or the pieces get distributed
When using the ground
A shallow grave isn't allowed
Cause the corpse'll be found when the
Stench of it lingers out
Make sure it's six feet deep or more
Construction sites work in fermented
In what's cemented suspended
Beneath the floor
Using the sea has it's potential sequentially
The sea destroys all evidence eventually
But make sure that you tie a weight to
The body to keep it from floating
Around and being discovered by mistake
Drop it as far from
Shore as possible otherwise
It'll pop up at low tide or
Be seen by some fisherman's opticals
Distributing body parts is riveting
I explained it in verse one
Forgive me if I begin again
A wood chipper turns a
Corpse into chopped meat
Spread it all over ya grass
Then water it down properly
Within a few days the cadaver's fertilizer
Your advisor's taught you ways of
Covering up murders wiser
Regardless how you tried these methods
Be careful with prints and rented equipment
Use cash and fake IDs

Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to
Do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when
The blood flow spills
You never know when you might
Need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
Dead body disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?
Shit could get messy when
The blood flow spills
You never know when you might
Need to know skills
And body disposal, it's no frills

Let's talk about death, baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good
Things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat let's talk about that!

Then I hear the best thing to
Do is feed them to
Pigs you got to starve the
Pigs for a few days
Then the sight of a chopped-up body will
Look like curry to a pisshead you
Gotta shave the heads of your victims
And pull the teeth out for the
Sake of the piggies' digestion
You could do this afterwards, of course
But you don't
Want to go sieving through pig shit, now
Do you? They will go through bone like butter