Neko Case - Honky Tonk Hiccups lyrics

I got the honky tonk hiccups, ready steady go
I got the honky tonk hiccups, ready steady go
Honky tonk hiccups, ready steady go
I found the cure on the hardwood floor

When I got home from work
I was feeling pretty fine
'Til I started getting
Hiccups 'round suppertime
Held my breath 'til I hit the floor
But the hiccups kept coming even more, more
More

I asked my baby to stand up on a chair
And when I wasn't looking
She would give me a scare
I drank a glass of water and
I blew into a bag
But the hiccups kept a-comin', a nag, nag
Nag

I got the honky tonk hiccups, ready steady go
I got the honky tonk hiccups, ready steady go
Honky tonk hiccups, ready steady go
I found the cure on the hardwood floor

Well I was feeling low
But my baby made me go
Down to the honky tonk and hillbilly show
An hour in the line-up and
I finally made the door
But the hiccups kept a-coming
Even more, more, more

First I heard the music and
Then I felt a beat
And that's when I knew that
The hiccups would retreat
I headed for the dance floor
I really did my best i did The Rump Jump
I guess the whiskey did the rest

I got the honky tonk hiccups, ready steady go
I got the honky tonk hiccups, ready steady go
Honky tonk hiccups, ready steady go
I found the cure on the hardwood floor

I got the honky tonk hiccups, ready steady go
I got the honky tonk hiccups, ready steady go
Honky tonk hiccups, ready steady go
I found the cure on the hardwood floor

I found the cure on the hardwood floor
The only cure is the hardwood floor (Hic)