Nephew - Descendants Of King Canute lyrics

Oh my, in Viking mode
We shit where we eat, we eat where we shit
Oh, no, please, tell the code
We like what we know
But we don't know what we like here

Please salute, salute the descendants
We're the descendants of King Canute
We're the descendants
Salute the descendants of King Canute

Oh boy, from left to right
We say what we mean, we mean what we say
Hey man, we give a Viking fuck
We film what we see
And you buy what we film here

Please salute, salute the descendants
We're the descendants of King Canute
We're the descendants
Salute the descendants of King Canute

I inform you that I will
Be a gracious lord and
A faithful observer of God's rights
And just secular law
If anyone, ecclesiastic or layman
Dane or Englishman
Is so presumptuous as to defy God's law
And my royal authority or the secular
Laws, and he will not make amends
And desist according to the
Direction of my bishops, I then
Pray, and also command
To cause the evil doer to do right
And if he cannot
Then it is my will that he shall
Be destroyed in the land or
Driven out of the land
Whether he be of high or low rank