Newton Faulkner, Hamish, Andy - I Hate Mondays lyrics

I've decided to write a song
About something we all hate
Some might call it an invention
But most would debate
It's predominately about hating Mondays
But we'll also cover how I love Sundays

Your Monday morning alarm goes off
You try to push out a fake cough
Anything to get out of the
Worst day of the week
Why do Mondays have to be so bleek?

I hate Mondays you hate Mondays
We hate Mondays and Sunday agrees for sure

Monday reminds me of World War 2
Or a DVD that's two weeks overdue
Wish you'd just completely disappear
From the week even your old mate Tuesday
Thinks you're a freak

I hate Mondays we hate Mondays
We hate Mondays and Sunday agrees for sure

Now that Sunday's the day we all love
Appropriate saying is, "fit's like a glove"
No feeling of sorrow, guilt or grieving
Worst case scenario is you'll
Be doing some heaving

I hate Mondays you hate Mondays
We hate Mondays and Sunday agrees for sure
I hate Mondays you hate Mondays
We hate Mondays and Sunday agrees for sure