Nickelback, Billy F. Gibbons - Rockstar lyrics

I'm through with standing in line to
Clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out quite the
Way I want it to be

I want a brand new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub big
Enough for ten plus me

I'll need a
A credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean
Is fine for me

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses
Driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause
We just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her
Bleach blond hair, and we'll
Hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like
Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight bodyguards that love
To beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs so I can
Eat my meals for free

I'm gonna dress my ass
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
Blow my money for me

I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses
Driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause
We just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her
Bleach blond hair, and we'll
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
Today's who's who
They'll get you anything with
That evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Well hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writing all my songs
Lip sync 'em every night so
I don't get 'em wrong

Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses
Driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause
We just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her
Bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of
Today's who's who
They'll get you anything with
That evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Well hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey I wanna be a rockstar