Night Birds - Less the Merrier lyrics

Everyone's pretending that they're not a
Selfish piece of shit
The act only lasts until
December the twenty sixth
Then they'll resort to being
Backstabbing gutless swine
Jockeying to the front of the
Department store return line

Peace on earth Goodwill towards man
Will never happen don't you understand
Feed the homeless for a week or two
But when it's all over kick
'em back on the street

The Less the merrier
Give me a nice thick barrier
Between me and all their holiday cheer
Same routine year after year
Winter is coming you just don't
Want to think about it
The days are getting shorter, darker
And colder that's about it
Congratulate each other on what a
Great year it's been
With a month of hedonistic pleasures and sin

Look what's under the Christmas tree
St john's Wort and some pornography
I don't want to celebrate
Just sit in the dark
Tell everyone to fuck off

The Less the merrier
Give me a nice thick barrier
Between me and all their holiday cheer
Same routine year after year