Nirvana - Letter to Fans lyrics
[Nirvana - Letter to Fans lyrics]
Thanks for writing! Here at NIRVANA Central
The switch boards
Are buzzing, the conveyor belts
Are moving fast, and the crews are
Working double shifts towards the Septemeber
24th release date the band
Being the benevolent friends of the
Proleteriet that they are
Just raised the coolies pay 10¢ to
An even $150 an hour
The same price as the ALL
AMERICAN MEAL at McDONALDS™
NIRVANA, in special conjunction
With McDonalds™
Are proud to announce the NEVERMIND HAPPY
MEAL™ the only way to
Receive NEVERMIND is when you
Buy the HAPPY MEAL™
It will not be available in stores
Just like another project NIRVANA
Has been working on
Nirvana play chariots of fire and other hits
It will only be available through a special
TV offer and, as an added bonus
A book called NIRVANAS CRAFT SECRETS
Will be offered it
Will show you all of our special touches
For those sea shell macrame
Plant hangers and spray
Painted macaroni paperweights and
Much much more
We are also doing a tour of
Shopping malls and county fairgrounds
To promote out new record and
Book of craft secrets
Also in the planning is a video
Cassette demonstrating how to have
A tranquil day at the beach
Collecting driftwood and sea shells, and
How to make the memory last by
Constructing a wall hanging with
What you have found we'll have
Tranquil New Age music
Along with step by step instructions so you
Can relax while you work rainbow
And unicorn stickers will also be included
Look for it in 92
Well thats all for now folks see you soon
Yours truely, kurdt, Chris, Dave
The switch boards
Are buzzing, the conveyor belts
Are moving fast, and the crews are
Working double shifts towards the Septemeber
24th release date the band
Being the benevolent friends of the
Proleteriet that they are
Just raised the coolies pay 10¢ to
An even $150 an hour
The same price as the ALL
AMERICAN MEAL at McDONALDS™
NIRVANA, in special conjunction
With McDonalds™
Are proud to announce the NEVERMIND HAPPY
MEAL™ the only way to
Receive NEVERMIND is when you
Buy the HAPPY MEAL™
It will not be available in stores
Just like another project NIRVANA
Has been working on
Nirvana play chariots of fire and other hits
It will only be available through a special
TV offer and, as an added bonus
A book called NIRVANAS CRAFT SECRETS
Will be offered it
Will show you all of our special touches
For those sea shell macrame
Plant hangers and spray
Painted macaroni paperweights and
Much much more
We are also doing a tour of
Shopping malls and county fairgrounds
To promote out new record and
Book of craft secrets
Also in the planning is a video
Cassette demonstrating how to have
A tranquil day at the beach
Collecting driftwood and sea shells, and
How to make the memory last by
Constructing a wall hanging with
What you have found we'll have
Tranquil New Age music
Along with step by step instructions so you
Can relax while you work rainbow
And unicorn stickers will also be included
Look for it in 92
Well thats all for now folks see you soon
Yours truely, kurdt, Chris, Dave