NOFX - Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) lyrics

[NOFX - Blasphemy The Victimless Crime lyrics]

I'll throw a pie in the face of piety
I'll torch a Torah right off a bridge
I am a reverend of irreverence
I'm a shill for any sacrilege
I understand that faith in a deity
Helps the masses who are having hard times
But blasphemy like prostitution
Are clearly victimless crimes

Blasphemy, blasphe you
Jesus Christ the blackest Jew
Blasphe you, blasphemy poisonous
Pedagogy i'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic
I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew
I'm a trouble making immature imp
I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you
I understand we all need
Something to believe in
I believe I’ll never be given wings and
I'm sorry if it’s up there
Cause I didn't think


A song was gonna hurt it's feelings

Blasphemy, speaking deadpan
Apparently this god has got a master plan
Now they call foul, pure heresy
But you gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?

Horus similar to Mithra
Attis analogous to Krishna
Jesus, different name same story
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory

My position hasn't been occulted
It can never be more overstated
My intelligence has been insulted
So my tongue lashes out in defence
Anything that is your holy or sacred
I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest
But you’ll never hear a crack about Mohammed
Cause I don’t wanna get shot in the chest
Blasphemy, isn't this fun
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun
Blasphemy, want some more?
Mother Mary, the virgin whore

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