NOFX - Your Last Resort lyrics

Did you think that because I was so depraved
I needed to be saved?
I’ll never be well behaved cuz I’m told to
You think if you stole me
You’d be able to control me
Cuz I’m wearing your ring
You think if you shamed me
You might be able to tame such a wild thing
You knew who I was when we met
And you always knew how to respect
You never dared to suspect
Even when I suspected you
Cuz your love was true

You wеre a pirate ship that was listing
I was a 42-year agеd port
Was I the first protected cove
You found in the storm?
Or was I just your last resort?
I consented to being shanghaied
Cuz I craved a kidnapping
I was battened down with minor cords
As we set sail into the dark and sharpest sea

We were called a train and shipwreck
Cuz we were eager to walk the plank
We swam the warm waters of sins of the flesh
And watched as our beautiful ship sank
Being the most wanted and most hated
We still navigated
Every ocean, every storm and every sea
Without noticing mutiny
Two toys so badly broken
Two toys that can’t be fixed
Will our hearts ever meet in
The same venue while open?
Or have they both been 86’d
I’m still in detoxification and after
All that I’ve been through
Quitting drugs was the easiest part
The hardest thing was detoxing from you!
Was I just your last resort was
I just your last resort?
I thought I’d be the last
Person you’d ever court
Not just your last resort