NOFX - Cokie The Clown lyrics

All the way from Palm Springs
Just out of detox show him a warm welcome
Let's give some applause

Greetings all, hello welcome to my show
I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle
Eight balls at one time i'm no fucking mime
I play practical jokes this squirting flower
That wasn't flour that blew up your nose
It's my special blend of X, coke, and K
You should be okay in several hours

He's got over sized shoes
And ill-fitting clothes
That is real blood dripping from
His fake red nose

I'm Cokie the Clown i will trip you down
Those 12 giant steps
I brought you all presents
Against good judgment but being a good host
You all have been dosed
The kettle corn’s been laced
The fudge has been lined
You're having a great time
But you might not recall from rohypnol
In the lemonade cokie homemade

He's the happiest clown
With the biggest frown he's Cokie the Clown