NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan lyrics
[NOFX - Creeping Out Tegan lyrics]
I was backstage at a festival in Germany
Talking to a cute, fair-skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a
Beer and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was
Longer in the back
I figured that's cuz she's Canadian
That's why I was surprised when she told
Me that she was kinda lesbian
That's when I realized it was Tegan
Or maybe it was Sara
I'm pretty sure that it was Tegan
Cuz Johnny Sampson said she
Was the cooler one
I told her that I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I never actually heard
Them but I like kd lang
I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's
And how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew
Of anyone who's selling pills or blow
That's when I creeped out Tegan or
Maybe I just pissed her
Off when I asked her if her sister
And her had ever had a threesome
Where they both ganged up on one girl
A forgy or a fivesome
Do they think strap-ons are groovy
And had they ever seen the movie
Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly?
Did they like Jennifer Tilly?
Tegan said she preferred Gina Gershon
Angelina Jolie
In the "Gia" movie that was on HBO
And "If These Walls Could Talk"
Made Sara cry a lot
After that I forgot what she said
That's the problem with Klonopin
So many things I don't remember
But I got a sinking feeling
I think she might be vegan
And I think I creeped out Tegan
I was creeping out on Tegan
I hope it wasn't Sara, cause
(Matt) Skiba said she is the cooler one
Talking to a cute, fair-skinned brunette
I asked her if she wanted to have a
Beer and if she liked our set
I noticed that her hair was
Longer in the back
I figured that's cuz she's Canadian
That's why I was surprised when she told
Me that she was kinda lesbian
That's when I realized it was Tegan
Or maybe it was Sara
I'm pretty sure that it was Tegan
Cuz Johnny Sampson said she
Was the cooler one
I told her that I was a big fan of her band
She asked me if I had a favorite song
I admitted that I never actually heard
Them but I like kd lang
I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's
And how they got robbed three times in a row
And then I asked her if she knew
Of anyone who's selling pills or blow
That's when I creeped out Tegan or
Maybe I just pissed her
Off when I asked her if her sister
And her had ever had a threesome
Where they both ganged up on one girl
A forgy or a fivesome
Do they think strap-ons are groovy
And had they ever seen the movie
Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly?
Did they like Jennifer Tilly?
Tegan said she preferred Gina Gershon
Angelina Jolie
In the "Gia" movie that was on HBO
And "If These Walls Could Talk"
Made Sara cry a lot
After that I forgot what she said
That's the problem with Klonopin
So many things I don't remember
But I got a sinking feeling
I think she might be vegan
And I think I creeped out Tegan
I was creeping out on Tegan
I hope it wasn't Sara, cause
(Matt) Skiba said she is the cooler one