NOFX - Darby Crashing lyrics

We know what's fun, we know what hurts
We play Lucy, kidnapped Fred Murtz
And after some beer water boarding
We tie up Ethel for cuckolding
I'm anti-christ, unoriginal sin
I push my chips - GG Allin
I'm a Lou Ferrigno and Billy -
Unraveled like, a giant noose
(Hug, apple pie, a job abuse)

I wasn't born this way, I was raised

An upper-class clown fights a lower-class war
A Beverly Hillbilly in Baltimore
Irreverent reverend that reeks
Heaven - wreckage where he speaks
And he speaks loud and clear
Speaks to the masses of afar and near

I'm irreverent reeks
Heaven wreckage and speaks he knows cloths

Ranting and cursing, he speaks
In third person, and then
I'll catch myself and start
Singing about me again

An Anti-Christ, the unoriginal sin
I push my chips - GG Allin
I wasn't born this way, I was raised

An upper-class clown fights a lower-class war
A Beverly Hillbilly in Baltimore
Irreverent reverend that wreaks
Havoc and wreckage when he speaks