NOFX - Fecal Alcohol Syndrome lyrics
[NOFX - Fecal Alcohol Syndrome lyrics]
I have a hard time talkin’ sentences
My mind’s on constant roam
That’s because my mother drunk while
I was in her womb not I got diagnosed with
Fecal alcohol syndrome
My mother gave me shit for
Brains and fucked up chromosomes
His mother gave him shit for
Brains and fucked up chromosomes
Now all I hear from people is
That I’m not very smart
The vodka didn’t affect my kidneys, liver
Or my heart it seeped through the umbilical
And crossed every membrane she stayed drunk
So I’m a punk with a retarded brain
She stayed drunk
So he’s a punk with a retarded brain
She started with mimosas and
Finished with merlot
The wine turned into whiskey, to cigarettes
To pot and then she moved to opiates
Then methamphetamine
Ooh she stayed wasted I got stuck
With a sub average brain
She got wasted he got stuck
With a sub average brain
My favorite baby bottle was
Kahlua and breast milk
But when I turned to toddler she
Gave me gin and juice now I can mix my own
Drinks zambuca and champagne
I was a newborn alcoholic
With a fermented brain
A newborn alcoholic with a fermented brain
It was a fecal alcoholocaust
And I would have done the same
It was a fecal alcoholocaust
And he would have done the same
Yeah … alright yo seriously, let’s go to the
Bar it’s down this way, man
My mind’s on constant roam
That’s because my mother drunk while
I was in her womb not I got diagnosed with
Fecal alcohol syndrome
My mother gave me shit for
Brains and fucked up chromosomes
His mother gave him shit for
Brains and fucked up chromosomes
Now all I hear from people is
That I’m not very smart
The vodka didn’t affect my kidneys, liver
Or my heart it seeped through the umbilical
And crossed every membrane she stayed drunk
So I’m a punk with a retarded brain
She stayed drunk
So he’s a punk with a retarded brain
She started with mimosas and
Finished with merlot
The wine turned into whiskey, to cigarettes
To pot and then she moved to opiates
Then methamphetamine
Ooh she stayed wasted I got stuck
With a sub average brain
She got wasted he got stuck
With a sub average brain
My favorite baby bottle was
Kahlua and breast milk
But when I turned to toddler she
Gave me gin and juice now I can mix my own
Drinks zambuca and champagne
I was a newborn alcoholic
With a fermented brain
A newborn alcoholic with a fermented brain
It was a fecal alcoholocaust
And I would have done the same
It was a fecal alcoholocaust
And he would have done the same
Yeah … alright yo seriously, let’s go to the
Bar it’s down this way, man