NOFX - First Call lyrics
[NOFX - First Call lyrics]
And I can't find anything to drink
McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol
So I'm headed down the street to first call
Me and the Bads were staying up late
Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate
But no one was contented
With the Wednesday wassail
So I said it's only four
Short blocks to first call
Not a walk of shame it's a walk of pride
People going to work while
We're getting cock-eyed
The sun's coming up, drinks are going down
So shut the fuck up and
I'll get the next round
6am, we'll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
We'll stop the sweats and the shakes
We're gonna eat pickled egg
We're gonna see Toby Jeg
We're not gonna let sun light
Have effect on our fun
It smells like bleach
Adult diapers and mould
And everyone around me's over 60 years old
But we're gonna share the next hour or two
We all got each other and
Nothing better to do
Irish coffee, and Irish car bomb
A fat drunk Jew starts singing this song
I take a closer look and the fat guy is me
So I buy him a shot
And he buys me back three
All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can't find anything to drink
The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol
So I'm gonna be the very
First one at first call