NOFX - Fuck Day Six lyrics

When I pissed a perfect rainbow
And aced every drug screen
I needed help, so I called up this skinhead
Lisa Brownley's old boyfriend noah Levine
He had a place against the stream
And he is a punk from Santa Cruz
A Buddhist with a Jewish name
How could I ever lose?
He'd give me a bro rate
At a triple A-A-A discount
If I checked into his mansion
And paid the right amount
Getting clean in seven days
Sounded pretty good
In a gentrified hipster neighborhood
They told me my addiction wouldn't
Be too hard to fix
What they didn't tell me was about day six

Fuck day six fuck day six
Fuck day six

The guy who searched through all my things
Was a producer Jim Goodwin
I giggled 'cause he missed my
Two milligram strip of Suboxone
He said this isn't funny big Mike
This is serious detox i said
"I'm laughing 'cause your hand was inside
One of my jerk off socks"
My semi-private room smelled
Like rubbing alcohol
So I wore a leather blindfold
And a latex camisole
Two days later when I woke up
I was in such a good mood
'Cause I was three days clean
And on Tuesday nights they
Served Mexican food
I never tried to quit drugs or
Hang out with Buddha before
But after four or five days I
Had no urge to score
I thought I kicked ass on the narcotics
But then I woke up as a toilet on day six

Fuck day six fuck day six
Fuck day six fuck day six
Fuck day six fuck day six

Day six can suck my dicks