NOFX - Fun Things to Fuck (If You’re a Winner) lyrics
[NOFX - Fun Things to Fuck If You’re a Winner lyrics]
Fun things to fuck fun things to fuck
Fuck the front door fuck the back
Fuck the good girls with the knack
Fuck the government until they fuck you back
Fuck a muslim, fuck a jew
Fuck fans of Blink-182
That's illegal if you're born in '83
Yeah yeah yeah
Fuck a bean and cheese burrito
Fuck a bowl of cookie dough
Fuck the space between the
Big and neighbor toe fuck a cop
Fuck a machine fuck a jar of Vaseline
Fuck a calzone with pepperoni
Fuck a midget fuck a dwarf
Fuck Kris Kringle with an elf
But before you fuck it all go fuck yourself