NOFX - Insulted by Germans (Again) lyrics

Germans love to insult me
The country condescends we call it arrogance
They call it making friends

Scottish don't speak a language
The British love to gob
Japanese like to chase me down
The streets of Nagoya

Canadians talk shit aboot me
Swede bands copy our sound
Everything in Italy is stuck or broken down

Brazilian cops extort us
Russian officers deport us
Icelanders feed us horse and whale
Mexico gave the shit's to us
The French like Jerry Lewis

Greeks beat up the opening punk band
The Dutch are fucking tall
But Americans win the prize
Of the stupidest of them all

(German Woman speaking:
Entschuldigung, Hey! Can I say
Something to you? Well I'm going to anyways
You used to be such a great
Band in the early 90's
I saw you in concert and it was so good!
Totaler Wahnsinn, voll gut!

You used to be so great and
Now you're so not great
What happened? You guys are old and
I mean just so old!
Euch zuzuschauen ist einfach nur peinlich
I mean man muss sich ja fremdschämen!
But don't take any of this personally)

Germans love to insult me
Germans love to insult me
Germans love to insult me
Germans love to insult me

Germans love to insult me
The country condescends we call it arrogance
They call it making friends

So let's all move to Australia
Sydney, city of queers all we need to bring
Is American drugs and German beers