NOFX - Leaving Jesusland lyrics
[NOFX - Leaving Jesusland lyrics]
We call the heartland not very smart land
IQ's are very low but threat levels are high
They got a mandate they don't want man dates
They got so many hates and people to despise
In the dust bowl cerebral black hole
The average weight is well over 200 pounds
I hate to generalize
But have you seen the thighs
Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while
Maybe that's why they're so scared of us
We've concerns others than fear
And hunger pangs
Queers, transgends, and lesbians
Vegans and vegetarians
All you brownish red and yellow ones
Come out and join us on the coast
No longer svelte
They gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt
They've blown out the fire
Under the melting pot
The red blood of America is starting to clot
No compromise no sight through others' eyes
They're just flies spreading pieces of shit
You gotta emigrate stop living in hate
What makes this country great is
Dwelling on either side
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and
Canned in the fatherland
We want people with college degrees
Drug use experience and STD's
People with open-minded philosophies
Come hug California trees
Cultural revolution now
Neo-conservatives run outta town
We're gonna burn Orange County down
And then we're off to Riverside
Bakersfield and Fresno too
Then we're comin' after you
The fear stricken born again Christian
They got a vision, a homogenized state
Textbook decline intelligent design
They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and
Canned in the fatherland
Punk Rockers and emo kids
People doin' things the church forbids
Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists
We're moving out of jesusland
Art students and thespians
Excluding country, all the musicians
We want all hookers and comedians
Nihilists are welcome too
No longer svelte
They gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt
IQ's are very low but threat levels are high
They got a mandate they don't want man dates
They got so many hates and people to despise
In the dust bowl cerebral black hole
The average weight is well over 200 pounds
I hate to generalize
But have you seen the thighs
Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while
Maybe that's why they're so scared of us
We've concerns others than fear
And hunger pangs
Queers, transgends, and lesbians
Vegans and vegetarians
All you brownish red and yellow ones
Come out and join us on the coast
No longer svelte
They gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt
They've blown out the fire
Under the melting pot
The red blood of America is starting to clot
No compromise no sight through others' eyes
They're just flies spreading pieces of shit
You gotta emigrate stop living in hate
What makes this country great is
Dwelling on either side
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and
Canned in the fatherland
We want people with college degrees
Drug use experience and STD's
People with open-minded philosophies
Come hug California trees
Cultural revolution now
Neo-conservatives run outta town
We're gonna burn Orange County down
And then we're off to Riverside
Bakersfield and Fresno too
Then we're comin' after you
The fear stricken born again Christian
They got a vision, a homogenized state
Textbook decline intelligent design
They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate
They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and
Canned in the fatherland
Punk Rockers and emo kids
People doin' things the church forbids
Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists
We're moving out of jesusland
Art students and thespians
Excluding country, all the musicians
We want all hookers and comedians
Nihilists are welcome too
No longer svelte
They gotta punch new holes in the Bible belt