NOFX - One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville lyrics

No sleep 'til Fuckneckville
It's kind of funny you may
Not realize it until
Phone call stop, can't get laid
You find out where the parties were
Some time the next day

One way ticket to seclusion, now your losin'
One way ticket to alienation
You're an inside joke

Is everybody supposed to be
Impressed with your ability
To make us feel less significant than you
We're all chippin' in the purchase you a
One way first class ticket outta town

Millions sold, a mega star
There's a million assholes with
Ten million guitars
Enjoy it now, soon it ends
Suddenly you find yourself
Without any friends
One way ticket to isolation
You can hang with you
You've been given a citation for excessive
Social faux pas and obnoxiousness

Go ahead keep telling us
Your fifteen-minute stories about
What you had for breakfast then for lunch
We're all chippin' for one big humble pie
We're gonna smash it in your face
Go ahead tell us about your
Last great sold out concert
And how your new record's
Gonna top the charts
We don't care 'bout your expenses
We just wanna have a laugh at your expense