NOFX - Oxy Moronic lyrics

I've been called an OxyMoron
Because I question which drugs our war's on
Why are there more drug stores
Than liquor stores you can score on
The healers have become the harmers
They're just pharmaceutical farmers
What we used to call dealers
We now call doctors i might be a CDCynic
Cause that crack house is now a clinic
It's time they change the name of the oath to
The hypocritic or the parasitic
It isn't Adderalltruistic
By over prescribing
How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring
I'll throw a Prozacuzation
With a sub-Ketamine-ing
They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris
They should be Ativanishing

With every Demeroltercation
They'll have a good Xanaxplanation
You're just Cialistrated
Cause we made your dick deflated

It's OxyMoronic it's OxyMoronic

It should be doctors getting busted
For their Klonopinions we trusted
We're not the sinners they're the ones
That served us the Vicodinners
I don't want to be an alarmist
But in that harmacy there's a harmacist
And those scripts are making
Us Paximple minded pacifists

It's OxyMoronic it's OxyMoronic
It's OxyMoronic
Don't think that I AmBien crazy
The medical industrial complex
Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come
Because of Percosex how can we Hydrocondone
Their blatant misconduct
They don't care for patients
They care about pushing product

Are you OxyMoronic
For wanting your daily chronic
And making your mom's house hydroponic
You're OxyMoronic

I've been called an OxyMoron
For getting my metaphor on
Linoleum is a Flooron i'm an OxyMoron

It's time to be alarmed
We're not being healed we're being harmed
Our country's being factory farmed
It's OxyMoronic it's time to sound to alarma
We can't put our faith in karma
We got a common enemy
And they're called Big Pharma
And it's OxyMoronic and it's OxyMoronic
It's all OxyMoronic it's all OxyMoronic

Daily chronic, now most of your house is
Okay "Most of your house is" what
Does that even mean?
He's turned most of his house into hydroponic
Why wouldn't he have turned all
Of it into hydroponic?
Well cause he lives there
"Now all of your house is hydroponic"
Most is sappy really? It's like saying maybe
How about "Now your mom's
House is hydroponic"
Yeah! That's fucking way better
God you fucking woke up
Come on Mike, where you been
Where you been all month?